{"id":131303,"date":"2020-05-26T11:43:19","date_gmt":"2020-05-26T11:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/archive\/i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus\/"},"modified":"2023-01-20T14:58:56","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T13:58:56","slug":"i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-131303 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus\/attachment\/131304\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"128\" height=\"83\" src=\"https:\/\/img.united-tuesday.org\/u2dy\/images\/2020\/05\/bef6187bd15eb74b76735cc4575d421dd1c68db5.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail 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landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus\/attachment\/131313\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"128\" height=\"83\" src=\"https:\/\/img.united-tuesday.org\/u2dy\/images\/2020\/05\/2f4aae359c2a993b2628034fa924d3f31a801b95.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-image-131313\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/downey-junior.tumblr.com\/post\/617769064665890816\/i-trained-all-those-would-be-heroes-odysseus\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">downey-junior<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then, there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take a hit! He could keep on comin\u2019! BUT THAT FORSLUGGINER HEEL OF HIS! He barely gets nicked there once, and kaboom! He\u2019s history.<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: #0003da\">H<\/span><span style=\"color: #1d05c9\">E<\/span><span style=\"color: #3a07b8\">R<\/span><span style=\"color: #570aa7\">C<\/span><span style=\"color: #740c97\">U<\/span><span style=\"color: #910e86\">L<\/span><span style=\"color: #ae1175\">E<\/span><span style=\"color: #cb1364\">S<\/span> <\/b>(1997)<b> <\/b>dir. Ron Clements and John Musker<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>downey-junior: I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. Alotayusses! And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. And then, there was Achilles. Now there was a guy who had it all: the build, the foot-speed. He could jab! He could take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1477,1499,1478,1363,1440,1495,1338,1494,1439,1496,1498,1497,1438],"class_list":["post-131303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-archive","tag-02_22_2022","tag-1499","tag-2022_02_22","tag-22-02-2022","tag-aesthetic","tag-animations","tag-archive","tag-cartoons","tag-futurized","tag-hercules","tag-john-musker","tag-ron-clements","tag-united-twosday","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/united-tuesday.org\/info\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}